Best Answer: If her Barbie has bigger ti*s than her she's to young for you bro! - If the waitress gives her a coloring book and crayons she's too Do people use " she's too young for you bro " jokes. If her favorite shoes light up and make noise, SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO! Godzirra: If she finds any of adams jokes funny, She's too young for you bro. Pauly D and Vinny joking about how young the girls are in Italy. She's too young for you bro!.